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tuday i wok up hapya den eva. iym soe xcytid becuthz tuday iym goeing ta hayng ote wit miy vewy bestis fwend jahn kay at da baykewy. he tews me dat iym foo uv tawint an dat won day iym goeing ta be a fwuffa amung aw da faymis moovy stas. jahn ses dat da jawb uva fwuffa iz vewy impotent in da pown industwy an dat miy jawb iz too mayk shoa aw da men stay weewy hawd at wuk. iym defwy da wite man foe da jawb iym awsoe aw abowt ekwa wites betwene men an wimin butt i ges deys jus sum tings men aw beder at den dem

i dont no weya ide b witote jahns gwate adviyce he defwy haz miy best intwest at hawt he evin awayze mayke shoa iym constanwy entataynd wioe waching him pway his pee aw es tenty foe ewecdick gita o da best iz wen hese pwaying myke tisons ponch ote. he dusint wet me pway butt dats okaye hese much beda at it den me iym jus hapy dat he njoiys pwaying witumsev. if i dont mayke it as a moovy sta iym goeing ta be jus wiyk him a faymis gitawist on instegwam! he uze ta be in sum wok baynd butt now hese moovd on ta biga an beda tings. i wunt him ta awayze staye hapy soe i mayke shoa ta wone him az much muny az i can ta sapote his fayvwit hoby smokeing da gunja pwus he ows his fwend miyky ten towsin dowas soe i figya i mayaswew hewp him ote. iym jus hapy he waz aboe ta biy a noo gita wit da xta muny i gayve him he saz won day hew pay me bak butt iym not woweed i no hese gud foe it. did i menchin he wuvs cawtunes i pwefa da shoe smawvew butt he dont wiyk dat shoe itz to bad becuthz he wemiyns me awot uv dat giy wex wutha

miy fwens at da baykewy baweve in me to sumtiymse i dont no wat deya awayze wafing abowt butt i figya i mayaz wew waf to becuthz wew wy not. i awsoe hav dis fwen naym benn yes dats benn wit too ns hese awot difwent den da oda fwens he dun evwy ting foe me he wuvs munday nite futbaw to. i jus dont undastand dat gayme butt i wuv o jay simsin in da naykid gun dat movese hawawius u dont se him in da movese anemo da wast i hud he waz dwiyvin in his fode bwonko sumweya i ges he musta got wost. dat wemiyns me i awsoe uze ta noe a ben wit won n he waz a dwuma amosd az gud az da dwuma fwom da baynd gawbij o mayby dats jus wat he sownd wiyk. he awsoe got dis fwen naym kent dat haz sweepovas wit aw kiynds uv pwity yung waydese butt foe sum wesin hese awayze weving befoe dey ged up in da mowning. dont he noe dat bwekfist is da most impotent meo uv da day. ide tew him too bwing dem squambode egz in bed but wast tiyme i hewd bed bugz aw a weo pwobwem i woodnt want him too be scwatching anymoe den he awedy is dat stuf spweds wiyke da pwayg 

i awmosd compwetwy fogut abowt miy dog kewby i caw him ma mayne man fwom afganustan i wuv him butt sumtiymse i wook at him an wyj i wusint soe awone an dat i had moe weo fwens ta pway wit he is soopa bwyint doe. wiyk me he wuz bowne amung a mayze uv twubos butt he awayze semz ta fiynd his way

sumtiymse i tink i wuz ment foe soe much moe den woawing abowt miy disebiwity chek wasting twue da munt. yestaday i wuz at da gwoswe stowe biying fud wit miy e c t cawd an sum waydy sed due u njoiy steewing aw uv unca samz muny i towda i dont hava unca sam an if i did i wud neva tayke his muny witote asking fust. wat ide giv foe miy mum ta not hav ta tayke me foe gwoswese an not hav ta get a caw fwum me evwy mowning at ate a m see dasevs a wive to mums soopa tawyntid doe sese gwate at fasebooking an see maykes a mene spagety. awsoe miy mums nayme is bawby yes u gesd it wiyk da dow sept miy dad dont wook anyting wiyk ken stew miy mum wuvs him aw da sayme evin witote his sikz pak an wayve bwond heya

speking uv famwe miy gwama jene god west ha sowe awayze wuz soe hapy foe miy systa foe stayeing soe skiny evin wita eting wiyk a twuk dwiyva an aw awdoe iym not shoa wut see mene biy dat becuthz iyv neva sene miy systa dwiyve a twuk an iym pwety shoa twuk dwyvas aw usawy fat old men

den deys miy dad he miy hewoe he wuvs wissning too aw baytovins ten symponese his fayvawit peano pweya is fwonz wisp saposawe he wuza big wok sta bak in da day i bet miy fwen jahn wood uv wuvd ta jam wit him dey wood sownd gwate tugeder espeswy sinse hese bowing miy meysa bugie wode kenge amp hese had it foe ova fiyve yeas butt i dont miynd cuz wat aw fwens foe. miy dadz awsoe awayze tawking abowt sayksvere an sum giy naymd hamwet. i can defwy weate to him. sumtiymse he getz angwy sumtiymse hese depwest an sumtiymse he cant shud up an giv it a west. miy dadz awsoe awayze tewin me da wedist joks he towde me dis won dat goze sumting wiyk dis…wiy dont dey put jooze in jaoe becuthz dey ete aw da woks. not shoa watese tawking abowt doe cuz dat seemze wewy tuf ta do awdoe i wonce sa sum giy naym dayvid bwayne ete gwas on jimy fawon soe i ges anytings posaboe

on da wekens me an miy dad go ta da hawy motacyca stoe pawtys an wook at aw da wimen in dey bakenese dey evin suv us hutdogs awdoe deyas awayze sum man dat i cud amosd sweya iz santa cwaz asking if we njoiy eting fude foe fwe. i sed we sho du it beets da hew otuv sbending aw miy muny on jedz pisa dewivwe

wen at wuk miy dadz fwens aw awayze tawking abowt how smat dey fwend bud is dey hayng ote wit him in da mowning an evin wayte at nite wen deya fawing asweep in fwont of da tv dey mustuv hung ote aw nite pwaying otesiyd cuz miy dad ses dey awayze cum inta wuk smewing bad. dont dey noe too tayke a showa befoe dey cum inta wuk. jeze. sumtiymse dey ask miy dad ta not stand to cwos tuda micwowayv itz a gud ting deya waching ova him ive neva bin hut biy a micwowayv butt u can neva b to cayfu. hese awsoe got dis fwend at wuk dat wonce towde miy dad dat ifda nazese had beda tankz dat dey wooduv one da woa foe shoe. hese got sum soopa smat fwens. o an deyas dis oda fwend uv his datz awayze asking him ife wiyks da band guns an noses. iv neva huduv dem butt dat sowns wiyk a kiwa naym foe a baynd

biy da way mis k i stew dont feo da efecx uv dat xpiwement yet wize it tayking soe wong itz bin ova twee yeas ani stew dont feo dat smat i ges aw gud tings tayke tyme. i wyj i waznt in sucha huwy dat way i woodint mayke soe meny dum mistayks

sumtiymse i wyj i hada weo jawb wiyk wiyting stan dup cwumade foe twita i bet dat bwings in da big buks awdoe now dat i tink abowt it mayby it donut pay soe gud. fwom wut i hea mos wiyting iz payd on a wud foe wud baysis an u noe me i jus cant stop tawking

by da way iym continwing ta wuk evwy day miy wate gose up an down butt dat dusint stop me won day i woe b stwong wiyk a soopahewo awdoe sumting tews me iym awot stwonger den i tink stew i wyj i wuz as stwong as da halk hese got it hawd doe evwywon caws him a monsta but i tink hese jus misundastud. wiyk kewmit wonce sed itz not ezy beying gwene

dat wemiyns me uv wonuv miy fayvwit wyns dat goze sumtin wiyk dis…wit gwate powa cumz gwate wasponsabiwite. iv i wememba cowekwe i tink sum giy nayme quiff wobetsin sed dat in spwydaman o waz it fwowes foe aginon i wew pwobawy neva get dat wite 

biy da way mis k deys bin sumting iv bin mening ta tew u i tink i hav a cwuj on u and wood wiyk ta tayke u ote on a dayte butt iav deciyded ta wayt untew i hav a caw da kiynd dat dwiyvs itzewv dat way dey cant poo me ova foe havenga xspiywid wiysins

wiyfs weewy tuf wite now butt iav deciyded scwue it wit dis teywapy ta mayke me smat i dont wunt ta b wiyk evwewon ews i wadda b me da gud da bad an evin wut odas tink is jus pwayn dum. afda aw watsda pwointe in nowing wen a cuma bawungs in hea, o sumwey ova deya, i wada wuk foe ewun musc an bea biwineya

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wiyin

pee.es. iym sowy abowt da bad puncsuasin i fogut ta uze gwamawy

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November 1, 2022

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